WARNING! Fairly graphic images of needles and medical… stuff in this episode. Just so you know.
Matt broke his knee, but who cares? Jet Set Zero has a new cast member. Say hi to Nick.
Well, this one didn’t get done exactly when I thought it would, but here it is none the less! Thanks for being patient, I think these episodes are often worth the wait and this one is no exception. Not much to say about Starting on the Right Foot other than “enjoy;” I had fun making it (and naming it) so I hope you have fun watching it.
I apologize for my silence on the blog. The hours for my job are absolutely insane and I have a second (third?) job of rehabilitating my knee. My knee is regaining its range of motion degree by degree My primary physical therapist is a guy called “Cook,” and his regimen is intense, effective, and the opposite of gentle.
I was lucky enough to work near an orthopedic clinic famous for working on professional baseball players. So they don’t mess around.
Another favorite is the massive machine they call “The Biodex.”
Well, it’s probably not hard to guess that I didn’t check out the whirling lights of Club Eden or gallivant about with Tom and the Australian showgirls. I’m still in recovery, and I’m playing it cautious. One tumble down and my ligament rips free of its fledgling holds within my knee, and I will know pain unimaginable. No fucking thank you.
However, I have started a new physical therapy regimen…
This kind of therapy was mistakenly translated as “radioactive therapy,” which was an unfortunate mistake. I had a brief fantasy that it was causing my knee to hyper-regenerate, but instead it’s just pulsing sound waves to encourage circulation…and hopefully hyper-regeneration.
Please, oh gods of orthopedic healing, please heal my knee! Also, it would be great if you could speedily remove the all the hideous bruises before I’m forced to wear shorts. Go ahead, keep reading, you know you want to see a picture…