Found via this craigslist post.

“Hi, my name is ByunTae from South Korea. I have been playing Starcraft since 1998 and I was born and raised in Korea. I’m 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War. I’m also experienced in Counter-Strike, I am able to perform bunny hops, my best score on a public 32 player game was 171-2 with 170 kill streak. I’m offering my expertise in Starcraft to be taught to non-Koreans that wishes to have the skill of a Korean player.”

Now you too can play with the skill of a Korean.

Saturday night we came across this guy, with the most creative sleeping position I have ever seen. And as a nice touch, his fly was down and his cell phone hung in his hand. It looked as if he was trying to call his friends to tell them how dick it was to leave him passed out on a car like that. The best part of the whole scene was when the car’s owner came and tried to figure out how to drive away. First, he checked the guy’s pulse, then took his phone and called the police.