So I’m in Thailand now. Yay, right? Well, it would be better if I didn’t have to deal with getting disconnected over and over again trying to figure out how the hell to get my money from my credit card company. Turns out this card I got does indeed work abroad. Everywhere, in fact. Apparently when they meant “everywhere” they were really trying to say “everywhere but Thailand”! Fuckers. So now I’m stuck on my first day in Thailand trying to figure out how to get un-fucked by this credit agency. I took every precaution for this shit not to happen and yet here I am.

See. Money is satan.