What is it with this country? A man can’t walk into a room without someone offering him a job.

I got two more job offers today. Job #1: private tutor for a lawyer and his wife. Job #2: Airport shuttle driver, socialite and tour-salesman. The first is pretty self-explanatory, but the second would have me working for a tour company in Sultanahmet, picking up all of their clients bound for the Four Seasons hotel and trying to schmooze some tours out of them. Then, on Saturday and Sunday, I would go eat breakfast at their hotel and try again to sell them tours.

So fun.