Saturday night we came across this guy, with the most creative sleeping position I have ever seen. And as a nice touch, his fly was down and his cell phone hung in his hand. It looked as if he was trying to call his friends to tell them how dick it was to leave him passed out on a car like that. The best part of the whole scene was when the car’s owner came and tried to figure out how to drive away. First, he checked the guy’s pulse, then took his phone and called the police.