I must apologize – I will refrain from fully elaborating on what caused my kneecap dislocation.  As is fun, I would usually indulge in some hefty self-mockery, but for now,  I’ll need to postpone that story.  Clearly, it’s not like my reputation is really at stake – ha, as if there were ample video, pictures, and text stories of me making a fool of myself on the internet…

Suffice to say that I wasn’t rescuing an infant out of a blazing building, but nor was I robbing an old lady’s purse.  I promise Part 2 will be written and posted after I’ve coordinated with my travel insurance company.

Also, I’m glad we weren’t all nuked today by our Northern neighbors.  So there is that.