I sincerely appreciate that so many intelligent, attractive and interesting girls here have decided now is the right time to go out with me.  However

I would have appreciated it so much more had it been, oh, say anytime other than four days before I leave the country while having not even a single hour free until I get on the train.  In the future, please contact me at the beginning of my stay.

Best Regards,
Brian

P.S.
GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMNIT.

P.P.S.
Dear girls of Seoul, you can contact me by sending mail to brian [at] jetsetzero.tv.

(note: girls willing to date me not pictured above)