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A slick, transparent, and thoroughly out-of-date analysis.

A slick, transparent, and thoroughly out-of-date analysis.

Few things make me laugh more than our business plan. It’s not that it isn’t soundly researched and argued. It doesn’t even matter that it’s chalk full of beautifully beveled diagrams with a consistent and classy mauve color scheme. No, as it turns out, plans have a shelf life of about a week before reality riddles them with holes.

Take, for example, our “Episode Pipeline”. This fancy term describes the process through which each episode is invented, filmed, and delivered to you. Well, if on paper creating and distributing an episode every week across an international team sounds insane, the reality of it is much worse.

So, we’ve come through five episodes, our pipeline churning flawlessly with Jed at the helm, and lucky number six finally jams the cogs. Not our cogs– Fed Ex’s cogs. Apparently three-day shipping from Vietnam could mean up to six days.

So we apologize for this hiccup, and promise to have episode 6 for you soon. In the meantime, please review our recent casting call, or let us know what you think. We’ll see you again really soon.

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  1. Jedidiah Mitchell on November 24, 2008 12:45 pm

    That diagram is awesome. We look perched to take the market by storm! Every time you post one of these graphics I feel my world becoming clearer and better organized, as though I am taking a step closer to enlightenment with each color-coded explanation of my future.

    Then I wake up and find beer cans around me and footage of Brian talking about lightning rods or something playing on a loop from my laptop.

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